I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger drive-through for lunch to eat on the way
back to work. I ordered the #1 combo (burger, fry, coke) for $4.29. She said "that'll be $4.83, please drive forward."
For a $4.29 meal? That's 54 cents tax! That can't be right," my mind raced. Tax is 8 cents on the dollar in Huntsville and
for 4 dollars that would be 32 cents plus 1/3 (29) of 8 cents would be 35 cents max. I'd heard of window workers overcharging
drive through customers and skimming the money for themselves. Someone did just that to me at a Hardees couple of years ago.
I didn't have my calculator watch (I lost it a while back) so I got a pen and paper and did the long division since
there were 2 cars ahead of me.
Let's see ... 483/429 ... over 12 percent tax! When I got to the window I handed her
a 5 and said "what's the sales tax in Huntsville?" She didn't know. I said "$4.83 for a $4.29 meal is 12 percent tax. That
can't be right. Can I talk to the manager?" She gave me my change and called the manager.
So the manager comes over.
I ask what the sales tax is in Huntsville, and she says 8 percent. I say that I just paid $4.83 for a $4.29 meal and that's
over 12 percent sales tax.
She got a funny look on her face and said that maybe the computer had rung it up wrong
or had charged me for the biggie size. (biggie upgrade was 35 cents - which would be 4.64 plus tax which would put it over
$5). She admitted it was supposed to be 4.63, and opened the drawer to give me my extra change.
"HA!" I thought to
myself. "Six years engineering school has so heightened my mental mathematical adeptness that I can do percentages in my head
and my superior intellect has foiled a feeble attempt by a drive-through worker to overcharge me."
I took the twenty
cents she handed me, proud of my staggering genius, and smugly drove off without my food.