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"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive
scrotum.'"
- Jeff Green

Bumper Stickers

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.  (I think this one should be on 90% of the cars in Durant.)

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.