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Alabama: At least we're not Mississippi!
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't
Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: We're too small to have a motto
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids!
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki
Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (or 'Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money')
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay,
We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky!: Five Million People; Fifteen
Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First
Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: For Sale
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$! %##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North
Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
Oklahoma:
Like the Play Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Se Habla Ingles (Yes, we speak English)
Utah: Our
Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big
Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?
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