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GOING FOR A McShit
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're
just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards
is a Mcshit with Lies.
AIRPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE
KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking
home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival
home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you
live, how you got there, and where
you've come from.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss
in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.
After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet
will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of
the night.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Rhyming Slang for
'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys
please, Doreen".
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it
is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard
intelligence, the typical adolescent
who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the
badges
displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often
wear to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when
viewed from the outside, but there's actually fu*k-all
in there
worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo!
Oo!
Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in
the toilet after your
10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners
when you come back
in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before
you wake up, whisks away the
stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10- Pinter in your bed instead.
NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella'
(the lager).
PEARL HARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out there
(there's a nasty nip in the air)
PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
she's got 4 buttocks.
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
STARFISH TROOPER
OR ARSETRONAUT
A homosexual.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL
Bottled Alcopops,
e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
TODGER DODGER
A lesbian.
UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage.
e.g. "I don't think
I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is
up on blocks".
WALLACE AND GROMIT
Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
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