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Bumper Stickers
· The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
· Some people are alive
only because it's illegal to kill them.
· I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
· Don't take life too
seriously, you won't get out alive.
· WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
· BEER: It's not just for breakfast
anymore.
· I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
· So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
· I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
· I'm just driving
this way to piss you off. (I think this one should be on 90% of the cars in Durant.)
· Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
· God must love stupid people, he made so many.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
· It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
· Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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