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Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order
what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party,
one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married
the wrong man."
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
Marriage is an institution
in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy,
how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
Young
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens
in most countries, son.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;
and then it was too late.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Three
rings: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering.
When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year
married man looks happy - we wonder why.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak
and the neighbors listen.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
It doesn't matter how often a married
man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a man opens the door
of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A perfect wife is one who
helps the husband with the dishes.
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And
what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".
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