Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided to the bartender,
"I'm so pissed
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me
back to her home.
We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just
about to make love when her god damned
husband came in the front
door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from
the ledge by my fingernails!"
that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And
damned if the lazy
son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his
head. "No wonder you're in a
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they
finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the
husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is
so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right
on my head!"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess
up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off?
When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"