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Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big
deep hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure
does, toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait...
no noise
"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great
big rocks down there. Those should make
a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the
hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They
look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look
on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's
a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT
sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."
The two
drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not
a sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby
woods, a goat appears, running like
the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as
it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in
the air and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they've
just seen... Then,
out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles
over.
"Hey... you two guys seen
my goat out here?"
"You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like
crazy and just jumped into
this hole!"
"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat
was chained to a railroad tie."
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