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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.  It read: 

"Dear Wife:  You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.  I am
otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. 
I'll be  home before midnight. 
-- Your Husband" 

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him  that read as follows: 

"Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.  Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.  Don't wait up."